MyMus3icalRomance

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

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bloodrox:

Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

Son: “da-“

Dad: “close! try again!”

Son: “da—”

Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

Son: “daft punk”

(Source: secretlyshaggy, via themuseeffect)

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

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linpatootie:

I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

I fucking know what happened previously ok

I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know

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completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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abigaillx:

the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.

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bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better 

(via moonwalkingmuser)

beawilderment:

he’s making it hop

this is the only thing I care about

(Source: -everdeen, via internetobsessionist)

bitchin-blaziken:

finally my search is for this gifset is over

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artpopist:

*thinks about something i need to do for school*

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easilyhumored:

Life of

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Now available on DVD

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