The world is ugly, but you're beautiful to me!

carworu:

true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes

(Source: kujopx, via andafterall-youremywonderwall)

ohawkguy:

ios8 defs made Siri 100000x more useful

ohawkguy:

ios8 defs made Siri 100000x more useful

(via andafterall-youremywonderwall)

So there I was, on amazon.com…

softfeathersintheimpala:

Trying to buy one of these bad boys

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And I’m wondering if this particular product is any good, so I look at the reviews. This was the most helpful good review…

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And this was the most helpful bad review…

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I fudging love this fandom.

(via alonelylittlesailor)

daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

(Source: , via moonwalkingmuser)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via destinywalkerr)

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

(via andafterall-youremywonderwall)

bublewrap:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the hell is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

imagine how is suck the sky

(Source: snorlaxatives, via andafterall-youremywonderwall)

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

(via alonelylittlesailor)

snowdarkred:

WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

more like, i’m not touching this fic with a ten foot pole are you fucking kidding me

(via alonelylittlesailor)

releasethedoves:

patrick is trying hard to disassociate himself from this meme

releasethedoves:

patrick is trying hard to disassociate himself from this meme

(via wayballs)

darnni:

somefagonyourdash:

bruh

Tweety got that dank kush

darnni:

somefagonyourdash:

bruh

Tweety got that dank kush

(Source: whybray, via bumbleshark)